lovrdlogic:

3 dogs walk into a bar
The first dog sits down and asks the bar tender for a rum and coke, which the bartender serves him quickly
The second dog sits and he too asks for a rum and coke, which the bartender quickly gives him
The third dog also sits down, and orders a vodka and orange, which the bartender and the other dogs are confused by
The other dogs and the tender ask why the third dog didnโ€™t want a rum and coke
โ€œI didnโ€™t want oneโ€ says the dog

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